Destroy the dream above you game

Everybody knows how this works, someone makes a dream and someone else destroys it, then posts a new dream, i will start

I get a million briefcases, each with a million dollars inside.

I steal 10 and then donate the rest to charity.

I find a giant chocolate fondue.

i smash the chocolate fondue coz you took ma moneys!

i pinch the moneys back, and hit azk over the head with one case while im at it.

I burn all of the money and deflect the whacking of Azk with a falcon PAWNCH!!!!


I take a potatoe chip *pants* and EAT IT!!

i wolf PAWNCH! you and you regurgitate tele chip.

i gets moar moenyz!

Unfortunately its all a dream and you dont actually get any monies.

I manage to convince my girlfriend's parents that not all boys are evil sex-obsessed satanists.

In the middle of the night, her parents assassinate you, because THEY KNOW THE TRUTH. (lol)

Me and Pyramid Head prevent Azk's assassination.

Pyramid Head turns out to be a gofer in disguise, while I resume Azk's assassination because I AM PYRAMID HEAD! (XD)

I move to Silent Hill

You are kicked out for some unknown reason.

I travel the world.

too bad 'the world' is only an amusement park.

i get to fly teh plane.

It crashes.

I watch the movie the hangover.

the move hangover watches you!

i gets teh NEW plan.

But it still backfires on you.

Winter finishes and it becomes warm again.

It then goes into a nuclear winter and never becomes warm ever again.

It's actually summer here

Due to global warming the American summer overheats all the people and you all die. Every single one of you. Except Chuck Norris. For obvious reasons.

School decides to change it's times to 10am-4pm.

why on earth would i want to destroy that?

school changes to 12-4

Screw it, school just blows up. Permanently.

My piano teacher stops being such a *****.

your piano teacher dies and you get a new one

my art teacher goes SANE

As does mine! Sane art teachers ftw!

I have a walk-off with Zoolander.

zoolander has a walk off with you!

i owns teh hansel in teh walk owf

NO!!!! teh hansel in teh walk owf owns you!!!!


I go to the moon and suffocate. (who said it had to be a good dream?)

You wake up at the bottom of the ocean with out air and you drown.

My flight gets delayed for three more hours.

your flight only gets delayed 3 minutes! wait what....


i is super uber mega pro awesome!

You become super mega pro lame.

I finally get home.

You find out your house has been burned down.


My feet stop hurting >.<