The death game

Zev falls on me and then I fall off my precarious perch into a scissor factory... and die

I drop Sephiroth ( from final fantasy)

i walk in on an epic battle between he and cloud and i get my head cut off because i got in the way.

i drop a vampire.

The vampire attacks me and i die...
... I drop Count Cain Nightroad

I'm not sure who that is, and I die from being ignorant.

I drop Osmund Saddler

I die because i have to look up who that is.

i drop a computer.

it bashes my brains in
I drop totro

I iz ignorant to taht werd, so I'z b dyeing.

I drop teh something something something dark side.

"Take care of her? You mean like, uh..." "No! What?" Lolzors, I die from laughing.

I drop Darth VaderStewie!

i die because i don't know who that is.

i drop a sharpie.

I for some reason draw all over myself and I die because my skin cannot breathe or something along those lines.

I drop a banana skin

in mah eyes, it stings really abd so i wipe it off, forgetting i haz chlli on meh fingers. screaming and running, i fallz of teh cliff....and lands on teh lion enclosure...then get digested...am i dead yeat?

i drops teh leh razaki

He falls onto a lever that releases the hatch above me, where an anvil immediately plunges and crushes me.

I drop Father Abel Nightroad

He kills me since he is actually a serial killer (maybe? idk who it is so he might be. he is the way i tell the story)

I drop my self-asteem.

it suffocates me and i die.

i drop a jar.

But then you realize that if you drop a jar just like that, it breaks xD
So then you die of heart attack :-D

I drop steel fire.

I go into cardiac arrest because of the shock.

I drop a Hug-happy Moglin

the hug-happy- moglin hugs me to death

i drop a bike.

It impales my head.

I drop housekeys

I pick up the housekeys and use them to open the door of a house, but i am attacked by six dogs and i die.

i drop a hat.

It turns out to be Oddjob's hat, so I get killed by its razor blades.

I drop a laser pointer.

it shines in my eyes as it falls from the sky, and it makes me blind because of this i fell off a cliff and died.

i drop a role of duct tape.

The duct tape comes to life and tapes my mouth and nose shut, suffocating me.


I drop my cat, who is fat.

But then you find out that the cat actually wasn't fat but just was hiding an nuclear bomb inside it's stomach. The cat then goes boom.

I drop the annoying smiley which i want to shot

the smiley attacks me and I die.

i drop glue.

I stepped in the glue and got stuck... then it turned out to be a plot by my nemesis, who just so happened to be working with Kate, and they were trying to destroy me... so they dropped a giant boulder on me...
...i dropped evil...